Sorry. Of course I mean Beliefnet.com's humor pages.

In striving to become the ESPN of religion on the Internet, sometimes it's easy to

Your expert human guide

lose one's perspective, to get swept up in the heady talk of backbone kbps, T-1 connections, instantaneous universal community and electronic love and peace.

As your expert human guide, my job is to keep your feet firmly grounded in the human foibles and weaknesses that got us all interested in spirituality in the first place. The best way to do that is to help us start laughing at ourselves. Some people take to this more easily than others.

If you can't take the heat, use the back button to return to the memorial Jean Houston guided meditation bulletin board, or wherever else you came from.

But we'd rather you stay here, join in and add to our holy harlequinade.