1. Baby New Year 2008 comes to the realization that he will have to preside over both the Summer Olympics and the American presidential elections. --Ironhold
2. My first Christmas, and all I get is this stupid hat?!? --gooddogma-sit
3. I can't believe Santa ate all the cookies and drank all the milk --Johnson-Miles
4. Seriously, do you think this hat makes me look fat? --cottlohse
5. If I hear Jingle bells one more time I'm going to puke! --joyinhim