Thanks to K-Lo over at the Corner for linking to our reader’s Target discovery – the attention to the site has inspired a riot of hysterical comments:

How well I remember the Democratic Convention of 1932 when Franklin Roosevelt flew a kite inside the Chicago Convention Center and first drew lightining to the amazement of Al Smith’s supporters. The world was changed forever, and, mostly, for the better. As we all know, the Electric Kite Powered Wheelchair eventually became the Segway.