Stuff Christian Culture Likes

Christian culture just can't stand Hillary Clinton. She makes 'em all madder than a wet hen.

Christian culture is obsessed with making an impact. Churches hire marketing teams and ministries hire strategists for this purpose. "We need to make an impact!" "We're making an impact for God!" But any impact that is made for good is God's doing entirely, and the more we contrive to impact the more we get in…

Making same-sex marriage legal would mean Christians would have to relinquish some political and moral control and trust the issue to God. It is quite a conundrum for the Christian culture, indeed.

Christians aren't so sure about celebrating a holiday that revolves around demons and evil. Many of them do research about Halloween's origins and decide they don't want to celebrate what orginated as a pagan holiday.

You'd think they own stock in them.

Christian culture does not feel that spanking is the same thing as hitting. They will defend it to their dying breath.

Christian culture enjoys inspirational email forwards. These are often sent en masse to everyone in the sender's address book (cc'd, not bcc'd) and they usually feature centered text in varying boldness and font size throughout the message, made wonky by repeated forwards.

Christian culture loves, LOVES Sarah Palin.

The logical conclusion here is that butt is more beneficial than ass. LMBO is very popular with the homeschooling sector.

The ring is ideally given to a girl by her dad, but if he isn't on the scene or is otherwise apathetic then she might get one herself or ask her mom for one, either because she really does want to make this commitment or possibly because the Jonas Brothers wear them. (Bristol Palin had…

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