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Daily Joke One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people. The older you get, the better you realize you were. If God dropped acid, would he see people? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If you’re born again, do you have two bellybuttons? Before they…
Aching Side
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Daily Joke At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, “Johnny what is the…
New Decade
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Daily Joke You know you’re living in a new decade when… 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You text your mate who works at the desk…
Why God Never Received Tenure
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1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn’t published in a referred journal. 5. Some doubt He wrote it by Himself. 6. He may have created the world, but what has he done since? 7. The scientific community can’t replicate His results. 8.…
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