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Bats
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Daily Joke A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him…
Can’t Take it With You
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Daily Joke Trying to disprove the saying “You can’t take it with you,” a stingy old lawyer, diagnosed with a terminal illness, finally figured out how to take at least some of his fortune with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two…
Talented Rat
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Daily Joke A man walks into a diner and asks the waitress, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free lunch?” The waitress considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a…
Deli Man
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Daily Joke Moshe, the owner of a small kosher New York deli, was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. ‘Why don’t you people leave me alone?’ the deli owner said. ‘I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps…
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