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Daily Joke An Italian, a Frenchman and a Jew arrive in Heaven and each is judged. The angel escorts the Frenchman to his heavenly reward. They enter a beautifully arranged banquet hall with all the foods that a French connoisseur could dream of. All the delicacies of a lifetime. The Frenchman turns to the angel…
Bats
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Daily Joke A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him…
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Daily Joke “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” – Anonymous “There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast.” -Anonymous “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” – English proverb “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” – Ellen Perry Berkeley…
Riding a Dead Horse
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The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.” However, in government, in corporate America, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as: 1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing riders. 3. Appointing…
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