Daily Joke

There was a certain restaurateur who was quite famous for being able to accurately guess people’s IQs. One night a man walked in and talked to him briefly and the restaurateur said, “Wow! You must have an IQ of about 140! You should meet this guy over here.” So they talked for a while about nuclear physics and existential philosophy and had a great time.

Next a woman walked in and soon the restaurateur has guessed about a 90 IQ for her. So he sat her down in front of the big-screen TV and she watched Dancing With the Stars with the others and had a great time.

Then a third man stumbled in and talked to the restaurateur for a while. The restaurateur said to himself, “Jeez! I think this guy’s IQ must be about 29!” He took him over to a man sitting at a little table back in the corner and said, “You might enjoy talking with this guy for a while.”

After the restaurateur left, the man at the table said, “So which telecom company do you work for?”

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