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“Come on, John, get it right! This is where you’re supposed to dip me! I follow you, remember?” -Jesus Sent to me by @davidwigington

Found at Christian Nightmares.

Not sure if this is biblical or not.

At least, “Jesus” is a Jew. Found.

This is a brand new crucifix at St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church in Warr Acres, Oklahoma. And it is causing quite the uprising. Some churchgoers think the “art” reveals Jesus’s penis and testicles. The artist’s husband, Reggie Jaime, says, “This isn’t just a subjective drawing. This is a historical icon of the church.” What do…

A friend sent me this video to watch. And I just had to share it with you. Meet Winterband! And yes, Winderband is real. According to the band, this song is about “trinity worshipers and why they do it.” Who or what is “Trinity Worship”? Is it Matrix related? Oh, and this is a “live…

“God blesses those who are poor and realize their need for him, for the Kingdom of Heaven is theirs. God blesses those who mourn, for they will be comforted. God blesses those who are humble, for they will inherit the whole earth. God blesses those who hunger and thirst for justice, for they will be…

A lot of people hit burnout, but I don’t think many think, I’m going to take seven years off. What were you thinking? Knapp: At the time, I literally thought I was quitting. I needed such a break, and I needed the silence to be deafening. But in the back of my mind I thought,…

“Now don’t move. I’m gonna crawl over there and paralyze you with my venom and then eat you as a snack later.” -Jesus Picture sent to me by Barry Hill.

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