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JESUS ON FIRE! (11 seconds of famous Jesus statue burning)
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Matthew Paul Turner
Touchdown Jesus is no more. It burned down last night after being hit by lightning. The story is here. **UPDATE** There will be a second coming! Of “Touchdown Jesus.” Yep… the church’s electronic sign had a simple message flashing Tuesday – “He’ll Be Back”.
Do you know JESUS® as your personal investor, I mean, savior?
By
Matthew Paul Turner
The world needs to hear about JESUS®. They do. And you need to tell them all about him. Here are just a few things about JESUS® that you should know. JESUS® wants to live in your heart. At some point in the 1960s or 70s, JESUS® started living inside people’s hearts. Actually, JESUS® wants all…
‘Hey Henry! Get in here. Look who I found underneath the wallpaper!’
By
Matthew Paul Turner
Okay… so my wife says she can see Jesus. I can’t. I mean, if I “see” Jesus, I also see Larry the Cucumber, my Great Aunt Gertrude, and C3PO. Who/what do you see? And even if you see Jesus, would you have called the local newspaper so they could run a story about this?
A big ole slice of America’s ‘Jesus’! (crazy. funny. sad.)
By
Matthew Paul Turner
First, for all you literary peeps out there, here’s the perfect example of an “eye rhyme.” You know, two words that LOOK like they should rhyme, but don’t. Next, we see a sign offering us another way to say “Jesus Love You!” and a guy wearing an interesting Jesus t-shirt! When I found the following…
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