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Another crazy slice of America’s ‘Jesus’
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Matthew Paul Turner
Just a guess, but I bet Floyd takes high blood pressure medication and sometimes sets his Bible on his belly. Again, just a guess. I wonder if Jesus has asked Arnold to “say it”… you know, his shtick… “Whatchu talkin’ bout Jesus?” Does the Pope have a good side? Or maybe not a good side…
‘If I were a woman’ a sermon title
By
Matthew Paul Turner
Picture found at Christian Nightmares Thoughts?
Rush Limbaugh says that God hates our new health care bill
By
Matthew Paul Turner
FOUND HERE: “You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, “Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’s no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping.” I think the earth has opened up. God…
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