Wow. That’s very affordable. I mean, at least the eBay liar isn’t trying to get rich off selling fake Jesus autographed photos. Though shipping is pretty ridiculous. But Heaven is far away, so it makes sense.

This reminds me of the time I forged Jesus’s signature in my Bible. I wrote it right next to the forged autographs of Sandi Patty and Amy Grant.

I’m so pathetic.