Stephen Colbert, a Catholic, had some helpful advice last night for pedophile priests confused by poor training and preparation for the social upheavals of the 1960s-1970s — one of the conclusions of a recent (extremely problematic) clergy abuse study:

“Do: Give sermons, counsel your flock, preach the good word. Don’t: Molest anyone… ever!”

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