Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.  “Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.” said his mother. “I don't need to,” the boy replied. “Of course, you do.” his mother insisted. “We always say a prayer before eating at our house.” “That's at our house.” Johnny explained... “But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook.”Don’t you love a good joke? Even a mediocre one can make you chuckle and change your outlook instantly. A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist. Read next feature >