St. Peter and the Lawyer
lawyer arrives at the Pearly Gates and pounds his fist on St. Peter's desk. "I demand a review! I was taken before my time!" he shouts. Peter opens his ledger and looks up the lawyer's name. "Before your time? I'd say 700 years is enough for anyone." The lawyer stares. "700 years? I was 34!" St. Peter checks further. "Hmmm...there was a mistake. Looks like they were counting your billing hours."