How to infuriate your young adult sons:

Their question: So, how much did Joseph get from the Tooth Fairy?

Your answer (without skipping a beat): Ten dollars.

Their response: WHAT?

Your defense: Well, inflation, you know. It has been almost twenty years…

(Which silences you both as you ponder that startling fact)

(No, Joseph really didn’t get ten bucks. Not even close.)

Two down:

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