(Un)Fair & (Im)Balanced

(Un)Fair & (Im)Balanced

More Church Sign Epic Fails

The bad church signs were quite a hit last week, so I thought I’d share some more of my favorites. And if you didn’t see the first batch of bad signs, check them out here.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


Anyone who can guess what part of the country this was found in wins a copy of Larry the Cable Guy’s translation of the Synoptic Gospels.

OK you convinced me. I’ll convert out of convenience.


Oh yeah, let me find that scripture where Jesus promises his followers will always be happy. Wait, it’s here somewhere…

Some churches will try anything to get people in the door.

Please, please, please get a proofreader. And preferably one with a dirty mind.

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Shirley C.

posted April 29, 2012 at 12:35 pm

May all that we do, as Christians, glorify our Lord Jesus; for we are what the world sees, as God’s example of His Son, Jesus. God have mercy on us; and help us to do better…

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posted April 29, 2012 at 6:00 am

I do not know why some people find any discussion, or mention of things that are bad to be bad discussions. How else do we find out about what is, and what isn’t, bad, or good if the bad things can not occasionally also be discussed? Does that mean we shouldn’t discuss why things have been going bad politically in this country over the last three years or so? So someones church sign is a little silly, or odd, should we get all upset about it? I am sure that whoever made the sign up has already been told about it, and why and so on.

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Michelle Knight

posted March 7, 2012 at 9:59 am

I’m hoping these signs were accidental occurences, I didn’t see any humor in them.

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posted March 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

Shame on Pastor Byrd for propagating an ignorant interpretation! Do your research… HUMMMM?

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posted March 6, 2012 at 12:54 am

What? No Psalms 108?

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posted March 6, 2012 at 12:33 am

I never cease to be amazed

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posted March 4, 2012 at 6:13 am

Shame on pastor roger Byrd. Horrible.

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posted March 3, 2012 at 6:59 pm

they finally realized that sex does sell

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posted February 29, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Why is the one that says obama osama Humm, are they brothers, a fail? I think that is quite funny!! I think the same thing!

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Mama T~

posted February 28, 2012 at 8:58 pm

I enjoyed last weeks Church signs very much and am glad to see some more. The comments added to the signs are the cherry on top! 😉

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