In Dallas, youth pastors are being trained in street fighting techniques in order to, um, “take care of their flock.”
McKissack is spreading the Batman gospel to youth pastors in Dallas and
across the country. He hopes to convert them into followers of the
Keysi Fighting Method, the street fighting style used in recent
McKissack figures that pastors
who know how to defend themselves against thugs can help protect the
children they lead at church – or on field trips to amusement parks or
on mission travels.
“It’s a sign of the times,” he said
Because, as the youth pastor says, “you never know what’s going to happen when you take the kids out of these four walls.”
OK, first of all, I was a youth pastor for 20 years, taking kids to some pretty sketchy places like Lima, Peru and Juarez, Mexico. And, while I occasionally felt that we were threatened, never once would the Keysi bob-and-weave have come in handy.
Secondly, I think we can safely say that teenagers are often just as threatened within the four walls as without.
The erstwhile youth pastor goes on to say, “I don’t think as Christians that we’re meant to be just stomped on.“
(Jesus: “But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.“)