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A Savior for All People

No matter who you are the Lord Jesus is God.  He understands and relates to you.

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1.   He called everyone brother,

2.   He liked the Gospel,

3.   He didn’t get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1.   He went into His Father’s business,

2.   He lived at home until he was 33,

3.   He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1.   He talked with His hands,

2.   He had wine with His meals,

3.   He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1.   He never cut His hair,

2.   He walked around barefoot all the time,

3.   He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1.   He was at peace with nature,

2.   He ate a lot of fish,

3.   He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1.   He never got married,

2.   He was always telling stories,

3.   He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1.   He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food,

2.   He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it,

3.   And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

Can I get an AMEN?

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