How about this for a human interest story?
Inebriated man falls off a subway platform.
Commuter notices that the man is unconscious and in extreme danger.
Commuter risks his own life by jumping down to retrieve the limp body of a stranger.
My husband witnesses the entire thing and at my bidding approaches the hero
after his safe return to the side of the tracks.
It’s all in today’s New York Daily News.
Ahhhh, good news for a change!!