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Explaining Marriage
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Daily Joke The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church,…
Nowhere
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An Atheist is trying to convince his 8-year-old son that God doesn’t exist. While his son is sleeping, the man writes on his son’s bedroom ceiling:”God is nowhere.” The following morning the son comes running to his father and says: “Dad, God wrote me a message!” “Really?” says the man, “What is it?” The son…
Ten Things Dad Will Never Say
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10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun? 8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that. 7. Here’s…
How To Know You’re Ready For Parenthood
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Children are God’s gift to the world. Here’s a test to see if you’re ready for parenthood. MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave…
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