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Eat This: Lose Weight – Crisp, Cool, Quick: Watermelon and Cuke Salad

It’s time to join your favorite Dysfunctional Chef as she cracks open  the summer salad recipe book, isn’t it?  A simple, refreshing, healthy meal in less than 15 minutes sounds ideal to me.  Ready, set, don’t cook! Crisp, Cool and […]

Eat This: Lose Weight – Sunny Summer Solstice Breakfast, Quinoa and Figs

Set your clocks, Tushkateers*! The longest day of the year a.k.a. the Summer Solstice, is scheduled to arrive on Saturday, June 21 at 6:51 a.m. EDT, at which time the Earth’s northern hemisphere faces, most directly, toward the sun. In […]

Anti-Gravity Salad: Baby Spinach and Apple

Gravity, as you surely remember, is the attractive force between objects.  The number of the scales of injustice measures that force.  The higher the number, the more the very attractive force between you and Earth. Gravity holds you to planet […]

Dysfunctional Chef: Gracefully & Lovingly Drizzle Good Fat

As we know, I am the Dysfunctional Chef.  Not only do I have an ambivalent relationship with the kitchen, the last time I whipped up a fig sauce, I had to duct tape my mouth shut, lest I tasted away […]

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Eat This: Lose Weight - Zucchini, Chickpea Salad
I've gone mad with power, "spiralizing" my way through the kitchen.   Cucumber noodles, zucchini noodles, beet noodles, alike!  I don't generally endorse products, but I'm having so much fun with the Spiralize

posted 9:45:58am Jul. 26, 2014 | read full post »

#OneWord Thursday: 11 #Cousins Day Quotes
Today is National Cousins Day!  In celebration, of Cousins Day, I am dedicating this post to my cousins, who are way more like sisters

posted 3:01:43pm Jul. 24, 2014 | read full post »

Tasty Tidbit: How to Measure Success?
How do you measure success? For some people, money is a sign of success; for others success is measured by their accomplishments, their relationships

posted 1:33:43pm Jul. 23, 2014 | read full post »

Kick in the Tush Tuesday: Are Alien Forces Force Feeding You?
“Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not beli

posted 12:54:58pm Jul. 22, 2014 | read full post »

Puzzled? How to Pet a Puppy...on National Eat Junk Day???
Were you aware that today is National Eat Junk Food Day? When I heard the “news,” my first thought wa

posted 9:40:55am Jul. 21, 2014 | read full post »


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