Hey Y’all, I was riding buckshot (Is that the expression? When you are riding upfront, on the passenger side?), DIL at the wheel, cruising the highway, filling her in on my Anti-Gravity Coaching techniques, explaining how much better it is make levitating through life your goal vs. weight loss, (seriously, doesn’t that feel a lot better? Doesn’t the concept resonate, reverberate in an entirely lighter fashion?) and on cue, Miranda Lambert starts belting out Gravity is a B**ch. On the radio that is, it’s not like she was riding in the backseat.
Perfect lyrics for those of us on the anti-gravity path, don’t you think? Read through, watch the video, sing along, and then…float on by.
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs
You got places you can’t even itch
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it
But you’re never gonna beat it
‘Cause gravity is a bitch … Miranda Lambert (for full lyrics)
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