Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss,
Forgive Me for I Have Sinned
My friend and I went to The Heartland Diner south of town for lunch, to celebrate the first day of snow here.
It’s a perfect greasy-spoon diner, with all homemade
food and lots of truckers and farmers in their seed caps and coveralls.
Very real, very down-home.
I had my usual cheeseburger with mustard and chips-no-fries.
Not a big problem, right?
Then, my friend Cheryl and I started talking
about how great it would be to have a biscuit with gravy…
and … well, we ordered one.
AND I only was going to eat a bite or two of it, just to have a taste.
Then after we finished lunch we sat around visiting and it
wasn’t until I got halfway home that I turned to my friends in horror and said,
“OMG!!! I just ate chips dipped in white gravy.
I scooped all the gravy off that biscuit with my chips and ate every bit.
I ate potato chips dipped in GRAVY!!!”
I feel so polluted.
Forgiveness needed, please!!!
All Is Forgiven, Move On!
Our Lady of Weight Loss
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