Our Lady of Weight Loss

Our Lady of Weight Loss


Weight Loss Sins: How Much Do Thong Underpants Weigh?

time2Today, Our Lady of Weight Loss offers a tasty tidbit of weight loss levity. “Thunder Pants,” confesses her ‘weighty sins’ and receives forgiveness. What’s your dietary sin? Lighten your load here!

Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss ~

Forgive me for I have sinned.

I fear that I have sunken down to a new all-time weigh-in low. I was going to my group meeting – wherein we weigh-in – and to ensure the lowest possible number, I painstakingly assembled the appropriate weigh-in outfit.

I rolled up all my shorts, tops, bras and under pants, and I weighed them, one by one, on my food scale.

Just so you know, thong under pants weigh an entire ounce less than thunder pants.

Signed ~ Thunder Pants to Under Pants

Dear Thunder Pants,

All Is Forgiven, Move On ~ Our Lady of Weight Loss

Confess, right now, here on these pages, receive forgiveness from Our Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of permanent fat removal and then, Move On!

For more weighty weigh-ins as well as curious confessions, join Our Lady of Weight Loss’s KICK in the TUSH CLUB/FB!

Spread the word–NOT the icing,

Janice Taylor, Life & Happiness Coach, Author, Artist, Positarian
wise * fun * utterly useful

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