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BREAKING NEWS about Muslims from Charisma Magazine!

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Whew. I was really worried. @tczarlie sent this to me! BREAKING NEWS about Muslims from Charisma Magazine! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

BREAKING NEWS about Muslims from Charisma Magazine! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Blow-up Jesuses

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Blow-up Jesuses is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Blow-up Jesuses is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Crappy day? This is for you.

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You’re welcome. Crappy day? This is for you. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Crappy day? This is for you. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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THIS is what’s wrong with American Christianity (a blog post)

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Are We Witnessing America’s Last Days? from First Dallas on Vimeo. On September 11, First Baptist Church in Dallas claims it’s starting a brand new sermon series. But let’s be honest: It’s not really a new series. In fact, I bet I’ve heard these exact sermons (insert different current events) at least 100 times in […]

THIS is what’s wrong with American Christianity (a blog post) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

20 years ago THIS was my favorite song…

posted by mpt

I was a huge fan of Out of the Grey. Sometimes I’d put this song on repeat and listen to it like 20 time. Back then, very few Christian songs had this much passion and emotion. What was your favorite song 20 years ago? 20 years ago THIS was my favorite song… is a post […]

20 years ago THIS was my favorite song… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Higher Ground’ looks promising

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I love Vera Farmiga and can’t wait to see this film. Found at the Huffington Post. ‘Higher Ground’ looks promising is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Higher Ground’ looks promising is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

El Shaddai: THE VIDEO GAME!

posted by mpt

The folks at American Jesus found this first. And I’m sure they’ve been sitting on their couch eating Doritos and energy drinks imagining what it will be like to control Enoch, the prophet who returns from the Old Testament story to Planet Earth (during the Tribulation) to save mankind from all of the insane allegory […]

El Shaddai: THE VIDEO GAME! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor Ed Young & the Flavour Sisters promoting ‘Man Stuff’

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Yes! Pastor Ed’s “Man Stuff” conference is just around the corner! Which means… Pastor Ed will be recording lots of AWESOME videos to promote his annual Christian Dudefest to all of the testicle-donned members of his church. According to Fellowship Church’s website… The Men’s Conference is 24 hours of testosterone fueled MAN STUFF. Combining intensity, […]

Pastor Ed Young & the Flavour Sisters promoting ‘Man Stuff’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

What one thing would YOU give up?!

posted by mpt

Elias and I didn’t go to Starbucks this morning. Elias didn’t get his usual donut and chocolate soy milk and I didn’t get my scone and coffee. Any time he and I go to SBux our bill ends up being around $9. But rather than giving our $10 to Starbucks this morning, we did something […]

What one thing would YOU give up?! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

I missed God’s book signing (did you?)

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I missed God’s book signing (did you?) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

I missed God’s book signing (did you?) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian university unveils new statue of Jesus!

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“I plan on turning these two smart people into orcs. Don’t tell them; it’s a surprise.” -Saruman “These two graduated from college because of me! Especially this guy. He’s an idiot. But he prayed, so I told him the answers to all of the questions on his exams. And this girl? She’s pretty smart. Between […]

Christian university unveils new statue of Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Irene is a blessing,’ says Glenn Beck

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“If you’ve waited [until now], this hurricane is a blessing,” said Beck. “It is God reminding you, as was the earthquake last week…you’re not in control.” This 80-degree sunshine here in Nashville is a blessing, too. ‘Irene is a blessing,’ says Glenn Beck is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Irene is a blessing,’ says Glenn Beck is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A BLOG POST: How To Find God in Natural Disasters!

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Okay, East Coast, it’s official: God’s put you on his geographical poop list. Now, don’t fret about this; it happens to most geographical locations at one point or another. Now, there’s no exact science to figuring out which areas of the world God hates the most—though you’re not quite at Toledo’s level yet—however, I do […]

A BLOG POST: How To Find God in Natural Disasters! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the week!!!!

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Matthew sent this to me. Thoughts?!   Church sign of the week!!!! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the week!!!! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus lived in Japan!?

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Jesus lived in Japan!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus lived in Japan!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Prepare an offering = show me the money

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Found here. SOURCE. Prepare an offering = show me the money is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Prepare an offering = show me the money is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: Creation – A reading

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Sent to me by Barbara. WATCH THIS: Creation – A reading is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: Creation – A reading is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Glenn Beck LIVE from Jerusalem!

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Now that he’s retired from Fox News, I can only imagine that Glenn’s wife was like “You’re not going to sit around the house all day long, right?” And who could blame her? Anyway, Glenn decided to start GBTV, as in Glenn Beck Television. But unlike MTV whose M no longer means “music,” GBTV’s “GB” […]

Glenn Beck LIVE from Jerusalem! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

2 ways you can put on the face of Christ…

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  2 ways you can put on the face of Christ… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

2 ways you can put on the face of Christ… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Is this Church of Christ atheist affirming?

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Do you think this is the actual message that they intended? Bill sent this Friendly Atheist link to me. Is this Church of Christ atheist affirming? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Is this Church of Christ atheist affirming? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

PERSONAL

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  PERSONAL is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

PERSONAL is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian watermellons found in Texas

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Christian watermellons found in Texas is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian watermellons found in Texas is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Colbert on ‘Adam & Eve’

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The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Tip/Wag – Evangelical Scientists & Rick Santorum www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive Colbert on ‘Adam & Eve’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Colbert on ‘Adam & Eve’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Friday. Friday. JoelOsteenLovesFridays!

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You gotta case of the Fridays?! Work it. According to Joel Osteen, it doesn’t get any better than Friday. So… imagine feeling what you feel like on Friday EVERY day of the week. Yes! Dateline every single day of the week! But yeah, Fridays are AWESOME. Well, unless you’re a network television show that airs […]

Friday. Friday. JoelOsteenLovesFridays! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Wanna go to Heaven? THIS might change your mind.

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Found at American Jesus. Wanna go to Heaven? THIS might change your mind. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Wanna go to Heaven? THIS might change your mind. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign(s) of the day!

posted by mpt

Found at Stuff Fundies Like…   Found at American Jesus. To view other interesting Church Signs, click here. Church sign(s) of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign(s) of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘You might think you were born gay, but you cannot be born again gay’

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Sigh. Found at Christian Nightmares. ‘You might think you were born gay, but you cannot be born again gay’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘You might think you were born gay, but you cannot be born again gay’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A new holy bandage for your boo boos…

posted by mpt

Blog reader, Omar, sent this Tennessean article to me. It was Riley West’s fourth and final shot of insulin of the day. Riley’s grandfather sat beside the 5-year-old and gave her the shot, and he reached for the box of bandages. Scooby-Doo. “It just dawned on me, we pray for healing at home and we […]

A new holy bandage for your boo boos… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Machine Gun Preacher’ – A movie based on a true story

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According to the movie’s press material… Machine Gun Preacher is the inspirational true story of Sam Childers, a former drug-dealing criminal who undergoes an astonishing transformation and finds an unexpected calling as the savior of hundreds of kidnapped and orphaned children. Gerard Butler (300) delivers a searing performance as Childers, the impassioned founder of the […]

‘Machine Gun Preacher’ – A movie based on a true story is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

You will know that it’s a CHRISTIAN school by its…

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… really large mural of Jesus Holding a Bible. So, isn’t this sort of a painting of Jesus holding himself? You know, since he’s called Word of God in flesh? I guess it could be a copy of Moby Dick. But I doubt it. I must say… a darn good paint job. You will know […]

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Christian sign of the day…

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Joshua took this picture and sent it to me! He saw it hanging above a pay phone in Tulsa. Christian sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Wow… CAPTION THIS!

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Wow… CAPTION THIS! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Wow… CAPTION THIS! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus sightings!

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    Jesus sightings! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus sightings! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day!

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I’m not sure whether it’s real or not. This doesn’t sound like something that most Baptist churches would put on a sign… Scott sent this to me! Church sign of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

An aggressive Christian wants my mailing address…

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I received this email last night. “Jo River” (short for Jordan River?) wants to mail me information about his angry brand of Christianity. I did visit the website where he/she promotes his/her fanatical faith. And I found it to be quite interesting… According to AggressiveChristianity.net, the ministry was started by James and Deborah Green, a […]

An aggressive Christian wants my mailing address… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A hand tossed cross of Jesus Christ with cheese…

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A hand tossed cross of Jesus Christ with cheese… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A hand tossed cross of Jesus Christ with cheese… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Worst. Christian Book Title. EVER…

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Mmm… Worst. Christian Book Title. EVER… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Worst. Christian Book Title. EVER… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

VIDEO: The pastor with world’s biggest & girthiest drumset…

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I wonder if his cymbals ever tinkle. My friend Chris sent this to me. VIDEO: The pastor with world’s biggest & girthiest drumset… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

VIDEO: The pastor with world’s biggest & girthiest drumset… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A BLOG POST: My Aunt Ruth Ann died…

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I found out yesterday that my aunt died. Years had gone by since I’d seen my father’s youngest sister. When I was nine, she and her family moved from Maryland’s Eastern Shore to Montana. But I remember her well. Aunt Ruth Ann babysat me when I was three and four while my mother worked. So […]

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Indiana Church of Christ is seeking uneducated tattooed dude with no ministry experience to lead youth

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A friend sent me this church youth worker listing… “[We are a] small, growing, easy going, no problem church. Seeking a young man (no experience, no education is no problem). Piercings, tattoos, hair, etc. is no problem. We are good at reaching the types of young people who are traditionally not welcome in churches. We […]

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WOW: The world’s largest drumset & the pastor who plays it…

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According to Dr. Mark Temperato, a pastor, this mountain of drums & cymbals  has a holy purpose. “I have designed and play The Largest DrumSET in the World with an arsenal of unusual sounds to Worship God and Wage War against the enemy since 1978. God’s presence & power upon these sounds bring LIFE, healing, […]

WOW: The world’s largest drumset & the pastor who plays it… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian bumper of the day!

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If Jesus ever needs a plumber, he knows who to call. Christian bumper of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian bumper of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Now you can buy a ‘Witness Stick’

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Christian Nightmares found this first! Now you can buy a ‘Witness Stick’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Now you can buy a ‘Witness Stick’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Gov. Rick Perry on abstinence, sex education

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CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO. The html isn’t working for me. My apologies. Found at Christian Nightmares and Dangerous Minds. Gov. Rick Perry on abstinence, sex education is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Gov. Rick Perry on abstinence, sex education is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day!

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Thank you, John, for sending this to me! Church sign of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Dark Horses – by Switchfoot

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Anybody else looking forward to this album? I’m excited. I didn’t care for the band’s last album. So I’m hoping that Vice Verses offers a little redemption… Dark Horses – by Switchfoot is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Dark Horses – by Switchfoot is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The worst Christian book cover ever?

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Maybe not the worst. I’ve seen some pretty awful Christian fiction book covers, but this is definitely in the top ten. Let’s have some fun and rename this cover… And here, the word “Ekklesia” sounds like something that requires a Z-pak. (Despite the cover, it’s doing pretty well at Amazon.com.) The worst Christian book cover […]

The worst Christian book cover ever? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

VIVA BOLIVIA!

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All photos were taken by me. Hope you enjoy. VIVA BOLIVIA! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

VIVA BOLIVIA! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Furry Christian Rock…

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Found at Everything is Terrible… Furry Christian Rock… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Furry Christian Rock… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A quote from Brennan Manning’s memoir…

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“Ragamuffins have a singular prayer: God, be merciful to me, a sinner. Any additional flourishes to make that cry more palatable are pharisaical leaven. WARNING: Mine has been anything but a straight shot, more like a crooked path filled with thorns and crows and vodka. Prone to wander? You bet. I’ve been a priest, then […]

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Jesus doll or Sammy Hagar doll?

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If I saw this walking on water toward me, I’d scream like a little girl. Thank you, Ian. Jesus doll or Sammy Hagar doll? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus doll or Sammy Hagar doll? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

AWESOME: The Colbert Report on ‘God’s Job Performance’

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The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c God’s Job Performance – Jim Martin www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive Thank you, Lindsey, for the heads-up on this. AWESOME: The Colbert Report on ‘God’s Job Performance’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

AWESOME: The Colbert Report on ‘God’s Job Performance’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Join this prophetess’s Christian revolution

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I wonder where this cougar gets her highlights done. Grrr. Found at Christian Nightmares. Join this prophetess’s Christian revolution is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Join this prophetess’s Christian revolution is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: A story/sermon by @PastorChrisSeay

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Chris Seay is a friend of mine and one of those people who has helped me hold onto my faith in God. WATCH THIS: A story/sermon by @PastorChrisSeay is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: A story/sermon by @PastorChrisSeay is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Culture shock & emotional breakdown (in the cereal aisle)

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This is a guest post by Nish Weiseth They said this would happen upon reentry. The shattering. Erik and Rowan picked me up at the airport. Smiles plastered wide, I embraced fully, leaned my weight into theirs and became part of the family again. Rowan’s delight in me, my return, brought back thoughts of children […]

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Jesus Downey Jr.

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I can’t take credit for that headline. It could also be a morphing together of Jesus and Jeremy Irons… Jesus Downey Jr. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Downey Jr. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Troublemaker’ Christine O’Donnell on liberty

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Found at Christian Nightmares. ‘Troublemaker’ Christine O’Donnell on liberty is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Troublemaker’ Christine O’Donnell on liberty is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Social Justice Exhaustion

Can I be honest? I think many of us who are engaged in the blogging world (Christian or otherwise) are suffering from a disease. Not a disease like HIV or diabetes. Maybe it’s not even a disease. Maybe it’s a […]

Meet the little girl with the Bible in her hands…

Her little hands held the Bible like she needed every word to be true, like she’d seen enough pain and felt enough heartache in the ten years that she’d been alive to know that there must be more. Her fingers […]

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