Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Needs New PR

'Christian t-shirt' of the day!

Uh oh. Heaven is keeping a close eye on what’s happening in Vegas. All you silly sinners who actually believe the advertising ploy that your sin “stays in Vegas,” you’ve been duped! Apparently God’s been keeping impeccable records on all of your gambling, drinking, sexing, as well as how many times you’ve ordered antibiotics without a prescription from India! Plus, he’s been counting how many times you’ve seen Celine live! And guess what? When you get to Heaven (on your way to Hell), God is going to publicly humiliate you in front of the whole entire Universe! Yep, we’ll hear, see, (and some will giggle) as we watch on a HUGE SCREEN all of your secrets being revealed (in 3D!)… Because THAT’S how much God loves you!

But please, for now, have a good time! Win some money! Buy that cheap thrill. And tell Celine we say hello.

Sent to me by Hannah!

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posted April 26, 2011 at 12:01 pm

I can’t wait until I get to Heaven and God thanks me for not buying “christian” t-shirts ūüėÄ

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James Williams

posted April 26, 2011 at 12:39 pm

So, I’m looking at the first pic, squinting to read the words, which means I am basically focusing on her chest area. Then I scroll down and see you have helpfully magnified her chest area for my benefit. Then below that is a pic of some girl in a bra, also drawing my eyes to her chest area, but with less covering. It’s like she’s taking off one article of clothing at a time. At this point, I’m afraid to scroll down anymore. But I do, and there’s a picture of MPT. With a shirt on.

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    James Williams

    posted April 26, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    I should elaborate: it was an ad. Refresh the page and it’s been replaced. But still.

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posted April 26, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Meh. Vegas is over-rated. The “sins” that go on there in general (excepting prostitution) seem pretty mild when compared with what goes on in a lot of other places in the world.

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posted April 26, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Gotta love how they use someone who’s hot to advertise this shirt.

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posted April 26, 2011 at 1:39 pm

I would totally wear this shirt. It is pretty hilarious.

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posted April 27, 2011 at 11:22 am

Personally, I’m tired of all those “what happens in (name of city)…” sayings. It’s become an overused cliche.

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posted April 27, 2011 at 11:25 am

Personally, I’m tired of all those “what happens in (name of city)…” sayings. It’s become an overused cliche. Btw …I am getting an error message saying maybe my comment was too short–but really, I don’t have anything else to say.

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