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Can you explain what this church sign means?

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TrudyJ

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:39 am


I THINK it’s supposed to mean that God is constantly available to us at any time, rather than getting around to us when He has time … but that’s just my shot in the dark. (Why an iPhone, rather than any other type of cellphone? Just to be trendy and eye-catching, I’d guess).



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joseph

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:39 am


Answering a lot of prayers at once? There’s an app for that.



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Hannah

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:40 am


I always knew God was a Mac user. ;)



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    Hannah

    posted April 14, 2011 at 9:41 am


    Herp Derp. I mean, Apple user. (head smack)



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    will

    posted April 14, 2011 at 9:44 am


    He is God, after all. think he’d be rollin’ Android? Please.



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Teresa

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:41 am


If God is using AT&T, we’re all screwed! Especially if you’re traveling in the Knoxville area!



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Wes Sharp

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:41 am


God’s got an app for that…..



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Will

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:41 am


It means that God is an Apple fan and is mobile. Right?



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Mark

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:43 am


With all the letters at the bottom of the sign, looks like someone played a prank…I hope.



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sharideth smith

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:45 am


nobody has an answering machine anymore and God likes playing Angry Birds.



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Jaime

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:47 am


I THINK it means that God doesn’t just want you to leave messages with requests for Him. He wants you to actually have a conversation with Him…and He also wants to play Words with Friends with you. :)



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Joe Crenshaw

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:47 am


God is not an Android fan?



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steven

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:52 am


I bet this confused the older people of the church



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Josh Clark

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:52 am


Obviously no one in that church uses an iPhone or they would have at least referenced a phone that can actually make and receive calls.



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Jimmy Spencer Jr

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:53 am


it means that God hates people without macs and iphones—and that that are predestined for Hell……Isn’t that painfully obvious? duh?



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Jimmy Spencer Jr

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:53 am


it means that God hates people without macs and iphones—and that they are predestined for Hell……Isn’t that painfully obvious? duh?



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lindsey

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:55 am


well…..maybe cuz iphones have that video thing? so he’s more present? …maybe.



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Alanna

posted April 14, 2011 at 9:56 am


Maybe God has visual voicemail?



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Chris MacNutt

posted April 14, 2011 at 10:02 am


I think God would use a secure BlackBerry. He knows things that we’re not ready to know and I don’t think He’d be happy to have His iPhone hacked.



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sue

posted April 14, 2011 at 10:06 am


think they meant I – phone…as in I AM. :)



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John Dobbs

posted April 14, 2011 at 10:11 am


I was thinking the same as TrudyJ … but what a wreck in communicating anything.



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Teresa

posted April 14, 2011 at 10:13 am


The larger question is, “Does God Foursquare?” We need to know when He’s checking in ar Tropical Tan!



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davepettengill

posted April 14, 2011 at 11:24 am


God has cast out Blackberry’s from his holy presence.



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Jeremiah

posted April 14, 2011 at 11:27 am


So, instead of answering my prayers, God is too busy playing Angry Birds?



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Matt

posted April 14, 2011 at 12:11 pm


It means that this church is trying really hard to be relevant, but in the process is showing that it is not.



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Leanne

posted April 14, 2011 at 12:41 pm


It means God is Steve Jobs? Or God is cooler than me since I only have an Android?



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Eric

posted April 14, 2011 at 2:03 pm


If your prayer wasn’t answered, it might be because the call was dropped?



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cj

posted April 14, 2011 at 2:50 pm


obviously we’re supposed to text or tweet God now.



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MIke

posted April 15, 2011 at 7:01 am


I guess it’s because Eve gave Adam an Apple and not an Android.



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Iain

posted April 16, 2011 at 11:31 pm


Two people got close to what I think this means.

I think the “answering machine” means the idea that God doesn’t really talk to you directly.
I think the “iPhone” means you can pray to god and communicate directly i.e. “i phone god all the time… iPhone god all the time”



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