Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Needs New PR

WHOA!! Our Favorite Crazy Preacher is Back With A New Video!

A Bliss Bash!

I so want to (WHOA!) go to his (Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.) conference and see this (Giggity Giggity) insanity for myself.

Toward the end of this commercial, he actually Cock-A-Doodle-Doos.

But seriously, is this guy real? What is wrong with him?

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posted February 5, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Is it okay that he makes me angry?

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posted February 5, 2011 at 4:01 pm

At some point someone needs to tell this guy: “This is not the Holy Spirit. This is Tourette’s.”

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    posted February 5, 2011 at 4:09 pm


    This guy has a vocal tic of some kind, so I’ll not make fun since he probably can’t help it.

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    posted February 5, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    I’d have to agree. No psychologist here, but all those little tics look like Tourette’s to me, especially as he looks more serious about what he’s saying when not “ticcing”.

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      joel k

      posted February 5, 2011 at 5:11 pm

      That’s what I was thinking. I was watching the video, wondering why we are making fun of some well-meaning guy, because of his vocal tic.

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    posted February 5, 2011 at 7:40 pm

    Does look a lot like tourette’s

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posted February 5, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Seriously, he is presenting major signs of Turret’s.

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Steven Snyder

posted February 5, 2011 at 4:06 pm


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posted February 5, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Someone might enjoy the coke.

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Andy Allen

posted February 5, 2011 at 4:16 pm

My favorite part……the crazy-bug-eyes and camera-lean-in with eyebrow-lift when he says “sex school”

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posted February 5, 2011 at 4:20 pm

I dunno. I think some people can take it a bit too far, but I have personally felt the Holy Spirit like that. Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it…

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    posted February 5, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    I would love to try some of this “Holy Spirit” that you speak of here. Is this something you have to free base or what?

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      David Hicks

      posted February 5, 2011 at 6:38 pm

      Check out Catch the Fire, aka “The Toronto Blessing”. It’s for real.

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posted February 5, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Before I pressed play… I thought this was going to be a mocking of a Mark Driscoll video because of the guy’s hair!

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posted February 5, 2011 at 4:29 pm “Tokin the Ghost” “Holy Ghost Ecstasy” “Club Mysterio”

Look up Patricia King, John Crowder, etc. They’ll give you enough material for a decade. With a crowd like this, Jesus doesn’t just need new PR, he needs an EXTREME MAKEOVER.

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Joe Crenshaw

posted February 5, 2011 at 4:44 pm


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posted February 5, 2011 at 4:51 pm

according to the Matt Ford biography given here:

(it’s about halfway down the page)

according to the article, his tourettes like behavior is actually his difficulty functioning in the physical realm “due to the glory that rests on his life” after he was “radically baptized in the Holy Ghost and taken into heaven for 3 days and nights.”

so you see, it makes perfect sense.

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    posted February 6, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    “Matt has been intoxicated on the Father’s love since 1998, and at times is not able to function well in the physical realm due to the glory that rests on his life. He is a God pleaser and is about his Fathers business….. drinking in the bridal wine of Heaven… Jesus. Even though Matt has been in full time ministry for 11 years, he has kept himself relatively out of the church scene, only coming out of his “Ghost Cave” when directed to do so by the Father.”

    I call bullshit.

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chris freeman

posted February 5, 2011 at 4:55 pm

Both he and John Crowder together, unbelievable!

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Bob Chapman

posted February 5, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Someone possibly having Tourette’s isn’t funny.

This guy is funny. About the funniest I’ve seen.

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posted February 5, 2011 at 5:19 pm

is he drunk or high or both?

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Brad S

posted February 5, 2011 at 5:22 pm

I don’t know what the big fuss is about, he’s just imagining himself on a roller coaster. WHOOAAA!!

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posted February 5, 2011 at 5:50 pm

How come christians can get away with that behavior and call it ‘the Holy Spirit’, but anyone else would be fitted with a long sleeve white coat and put in a padded room?

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David Hicks

posted February 5, 2011 at 6:37 pm

You got a problem with Aussies?
“Whether in pretense or in truth…”

Sounds like a lot more fun than the dishwater-dull, intellectualism that’s bringin’ ’em crashing through the doors of your local exercise in tidiness.
Get past the delivery, read between the quirks, and you’ll see they’re doing good work.
Good on ‘im.

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    posted February 5, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    Yes, because more anti-intellectualism is just exactly what Amerigelical Fundi-Baptists need.

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      posted February 6, 2011 at 7:40 am

      Also, teaching people good and accurate information is not a bad thing. I’m a teacher and it is my job to make complicated material interesting for new learners… why should it be different for a leader in a church? Wasn’t Jesus called “teacher”?

      If the material in the Bible is complicated by its history, its translational issues, its craft (as in poetry versus parable versus prose, etc.), and its cultural context, why should that be a problem? The Bible, just on the surface and without *any* context, is itself a problem! It is filled with stories if violence, greed, jealousy, and hatred… and that’s just God’s actions!

      Many skeptics (myself included) will say that the best way to deconvert a Christian is to have them read the Bible cover to cover and REALLY see what this supposed “God of Love” is truly capable of. So if you want to keep making more atheists, keep being simple-minded about your complex Bible.

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    posted February 5, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    I don’t see how deceiving people is doing good work.

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      posted February 5, 2011 at 7:01 pm

      Or how promoting anti-intellectualism is good work.

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Matthew Lyon

posted February 5, 2011 at 7:14 pm

he apparently makes money.

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    posted February 6, 2011 at 12:25 am


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posted February 5, 2011 at 7:49 pm

Not to make light of anyone who has tourrette’s but that would annoy me, just the 2:39 minutes was annoying wouldn’t be able to take an entire sermon :(

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Jerry "Jerusalem" Hill

posted February 5, 2011 at 10:45 pm

Look! The Lord called me to be His servant and I’ve enough quirks of my own to know I’m not to judge or criticize or analyze any one of His other servants, their mannerisms, or any such! I want to keep Jesus as my Redeemer and not make Him into my Judge. And that, folks, is the deal! As Jesus said to Peter on the beach, my paraphrase: “What I do in and with John’s life is none of your business, Peter! You just follow Me!” OK Lord, I got the message! Oh, and by the way, Jesus never told Paul he should declare exceptions for judging others in the church! I’m sure Paul regrets all the crap he’s caused with that one even though he’s been forgiven.

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    posted February 6, 2011 at 12:34 am

    Your logic also applies to the William Tapley, steven Anderson, Benny Hinn, the whole mormon church and various christian ufo cults.
    I prefer to call a spade a spade. this guy has issues.

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posted February 6, 2011 at 12:43 pm

This charlatan does NOT have Tourette syndrome and quite honestly he (and anyone else who identifies his behavior as such) is mocking those who do. This is a widespread “manifestation” of God’s presence taking place everywhere from Toronto Canada, to Brooklyn, NYC to Pensacola, Florida and many other places around the globe. “In the spirit” these people have repeated open orgasms, give multiple births while laying on the floor with legs spread eagle (men and women), crunch their abs, run marathons in place for hours until passing out, have golden oil pour out of their pores and orifices, become grizzly bears and chase ushers around the church, howl at the moon, hug the walls and pillars in their churches, act drunk in church and out of church (donut shops, diners, etc.) encouraged to do so by their pastors and prophets, furiously shake their heads while giving prophetic utterances, pray over others casting out demons until they vomit in offering buckets as proof of the exorcism, and BEST OF ALL appoint their own apostles, justify their own false prophecies, adulteries and doctrines AND condemn those who think them strange. So, please don’t label anyone with these spiritual manifestations, whether you are for them or against them, as TOURETTE SYNDROME, because you do an injustice to those who are truly sick physically and deserve our compassion and support.

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