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Evangedazzle your sweater

They even dazzled tears running down Jesus’s cheek.

And crystal clear blue eyes.

Perfect.



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James Williams

posted February 1, 2011 at 11:22 am


I’ve been saying “wow” a lot at some of the great stuff you have dug up lately, so sorry if this sounds redundant, but “wow!”



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Lauren

posted February 1, 2011 at 11:22 am


Loving the blonde-haired, blue-eyed Jesus!! Jesus was totally Scandinavian!!



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LRA

posted February 1, 2011 at 11:26 am


Oh, mpt! Your porte-manteau words never cease to amuse me! Keep up the good work.

LOL!



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Rocco

posted February 1, 2011 at 11:51 am


“Evangedazzle” ROFL *Snort*!



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noelle

posted February 1, 2011 at 12:10 pm


Amerigelica’s twin sister



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    noelle

    posted February 1, 2011 at 12:48 pm


    or her stripper name. I can’t decide



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      LRA

      posted February 1, 2011 at 1:44 pm


      WIN x2!!!



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Jeff Goins

posted February 1, 2011 at 1:17 pm


Wow. Just wow.



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kristinherdy

posted February 1, 2011 at 2:16 pm


Is he smiling? I think Jesus just twinkled at me.



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Matthew Lyon

posted February 1, 2011 at 2:52 pm


Bedazzled are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of my super-sparkle tear ducts. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your sweater in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you (e.g. Elijahs “cloak”, which was really more of a shawl).



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El Ben

posted February 2, 2011 at 12:16 pm


I think my Mom was wearing this on her puff-painted sweatsuit. She’s classy like that.



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