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THIS DOG PRAYS! (This owner teaches his dog to pray.)

Wow. On one hand this is cute and cuddly. But then there’s a weird factor to it too.

So do you think the dog’s owner is single or married? I’m guessing single. And according to him, it’s probably by choice. This guy is sooooo dating Jesus.

I mean, come on, he has a praying dog. And you know very well before he started dating Jesus this guy showed every chick he attempted to date his dog’s “holy trick.”

Oh… and does anybody find the owner’s use of the word “master” at the end of the prayer a bit odd?!

So a dog is allowed to have two masters?

So does your pet do anything holy or miraculous?

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posted September 29, 2010 at 6:36 pm

Yes, the dog is cute. Yes, the guy is weird… and sooo single. No, my dog doesn’t do anything holy or miraculous… but she is the CUTEST and most beautiful, fun and sweet dog I know! 😛 And my dog would never put up with that guy’s long-winded prayer… she’d just go eat.

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posted September 29, 2010 at 7:04 pm

Oh puh-leeze, leave the guy alone.

You have bigger stuff to cover and uncover – which you are really good at. (pardon the dangling prep)


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posted September 29, 2010 at 9:28 pm

My dog poops. So in accordance with an earlier post maybe I should train him to use Jesus Wipes!

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Charlie's Church of Christ

posted September 29, 2010 at 11:56 pm

I wonder if the dog has his eyes open under the legs so he’s not really praying…

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Jonathan Chang

posted September 30, 2010 at 5:45 am

Shoot, my dog speaks in tongues.

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posted September 30, 2010 at 8:08 am


That is all.

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posted September 30, 2010 at 8:58 am

Nope. Don’t see any reason for poking fun at this. I think it’s cute! I mean come on, it’s a dog trick. Now if he filmed himself trying to teach the dog to speak in tongues or something, I’d see your point, but I agree with Wanda on this one.

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posted October 1, 2010 at 9:35 am

That’s really funny.. and cute and he’s probably single. But leave him to it! lol.

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James McLaren (Jersey, Channel Islands)

posted October 1, 2010 at 3:15 pm

“…so the dog’s master said “Heel”, and the dog came over, laid paws on him and barked in tongues (moo?)…” :-)))))

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