Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Needs New PR

The confessional Tweets of @KanyeWest in Jesus’s mouth…




Thank you @KanyeWest…(All tweets were copied word for word from Kanye’s Twitter page.)

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posted September 4, 2010 at 2:47 pm


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Ryan Rushing

posted September 4, 2010 at 2:53 pm

I don’t get it.

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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted September 4, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    It happens.

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Joe Crenshaw

posted September 4, 2010 at 3:39 pm

MPT, JESUS using Kanye West’s foolishness? Come on Son!! There is the line, there is MPT crossing it . . . .


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posted September 4, 2010 at 4:41 pm

Probably a sacrilege, but darned if I don’t have an overwhelming urge to follow Kanye now. On Twitter only of course. He got one of them celeb guaranteed sites? Has a nice unintentionally funny with disregard to spelling vibe

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posted September 4, 2010 at 5:24 pm

I don’t get it and I think it’s offensive.

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posted September 4, 2010 at 5:54 pm

If this is the new PR you think Jesus needs, I think you have a misconception of good PR.

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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted September 4, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    You’re new here, huh?

    This is satire.

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posted September 4, 2010 at 7:06 pm

Wow, people. I think this is much more about how Kanye thinks he is God’s gift to the music world. I think it’s really, really funny.

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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted September 4, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    Ding. Ding. Ding.
    Thank you. :)

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Carole Turner

posted September 4, 2010 at 7:39 pm

Ha! His tweets were awesome, this post was genius and the comments made it even more entertaining.

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Charlie's Church of Christ

posted September 5, 2010 at 12:23 am

the tweets alone are funny – the Jesus drawings add a twist and I’m not sure what direction it heads.

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Daryl Brewton

posted September 5, 2010 at 5:22 am

I read about Kanye’s comments over at Rolling Stone I believe. Great twist here.
Love the satire always. It is funny. Enjoy reading PR all the time. You are located at the top of my iGoogle home page so I can always see your latest entry.

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posted September 5, 2010 at 9:18 am

I think this is hilarious. I also think Jesus has a sense of humor… love your unique take on the world. :)

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posted September 5, 2010 at 9:20 am

How lovely that a man who cannot spell on a 3rd grade level is considered “influential.” Drives me mad.

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posted September 5, 2010 at 10:47 am

This made me wonder about my words. Would my words pictured coming out of Jesus make me cringe like these or would they resonate with the grace Christ spoke with?

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posted September 5, 2010 at 1:05 pm

Lol. This is good stuff.

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posted September 5, 2010 at 1:43 pm

wow. I also wonder what my words would look like as a caption on a picture of Jesus. Pretty sure I would fall short.

I got to tell you, I think you attempted to be funny (it was by the way) and ended up providing a powerful message.

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posted September 5, 2010 at 7:42 pm

“Oh geez Matthew Paul. You sure did make me laugh (on the inside) then cringe a little because Jesus never had a sense of humor (I don’t think) because he always had on his serious-face.”
– A Conservative too afraid to think outside the box

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Aaron Reddin

posted September 5, 2010 at 10:55 pm

Holy balls batman

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posted September 12, 2010 at 6:27 am

The anchor man one is my favorite. Just the idea of Jesus saying “Remember Anchor Man when…” is brilliant.

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