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JESUS ON FIRE! (11 seconds of famous Jesus statue burning)

Touchdown Jesus is no more. It burned down last night after being hit by lightning.

The story is here.

**UPDATE** There will be a second coming! Of “Touchdown Jesus.” Yep… the church’s electronic sign had a simple message flashing Tuesday – “He’ll Be Back”.

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posted June 15, 2010 at 6:49 am

So what gay thing have they done to invoke God’s wrath on them? ‘Cause God only uses lightning to strike down gay stuff, right?

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posted June 15, 2010 at 6:54 am

no! not touchdown jesus! he summed up everything about american christianity that all of us cynics use for ammo! no! if touchdown jesus cant make … do any of us really have a chance? i think the answer is obvious …

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Jim Sanders

posted June 15, 2010 at 7:34 am

The lesson here, is that you should never build Jesus out of flammable materials. Should have gone with some solid marble.

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Sarah Mae

posted June 15, 2010 at 7:43 am

This has nothing to do with your post…

I so badly wish I could sit down with you and Jessica and have coffee… I very much want to not just read your story, but hear it. I’m sure you would probably consider me a fundie (if you check out my blog), but I did not grow up in a Christian home, and only became a Christian in college. I’ve been noticing that those who grew up the way you did seem to “rebel” against anything “conservative” where as people like me who grew up in a very liberal (not politically) environment tend towards the conservative (although I don’t like being in a box, I just like God).

So, anyway, random comment over. I’m trying to understand you more because whenever I read your website I get angry (ha, perhaps I should understand myself more!), and I don’t like that about myself (I always think, is it helpful to make fun of Christians SO intensely…almost with a, dare I say, hatred?). But, I know you have your story and your reasons, so I guess I better just read them! :)

-Sarah Mae

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    posted June 15, 2010 at 9:01 am

    Hi Sarah Mae,

    I hope I’m not being presumptuous by replying to a comment that you wrote to Matthew.

    First of all, Matthew wrote a book “Churched” about his experiences in his childhood church. That might give you a better idea where he is coming from.

    Speaking from my own experience, I was raised in a very liberal household, and then was recruited into a legalistic, fundamentalist off-shoot of the Church of Christ when I was 18. I stayed in until I was 30. The damage that was done to me and to my relationship with God (if you can call what I have with God “a relationship”) was enormous. It would be best described as spiritual rape.

    I don’t see Matthew coming from a place of hatred. Maybe that’s a matter of my perspective, since I think if I had a blog about Christianity, I would lay waste to half the Bible Belt.

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      Sarah Mae

      posted June 15, 2010 at 10:48 am

      KatR – thank you for replying! How were you recruited? What was the experience like – can you share a little bit?


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Sara Beth Stout

posted June 15, 2010 at 9:08 am

Awesome! I was just about to Tweet this to you if you had not seen it! crazy and hilarious!

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posted June 15, 2010 at 9:48 am

As a friend of mine posted on Facebook inregards to this: “It’s not that God is against graven images, it’s just that He has taste.”

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posted June 15, 2010 at 9:58 am

I wonder if the insurance company will claim that it was an act of God.

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posted June 15, 2010 at 10:11 am

I’m not blaming God on the lightening (though many people call it an act of God). But please please please Ohio, don’t waste money rebuilding this eyesore.

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posted June 15, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Don’t blame Ohio, Noelle! Most of us hate the eyesore, it’s this crazy-@ss church that built the thing.

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Eric Near

posted June 15, 2010 at 5:53 pm

The original cost $250,000. Materials are probably a bit cheaper now, but still, the cost should be significant. If this is their mission, so be it, but I would choose to spend that sort of sum differently.

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Joe Crenshaw

posted June 15, 2010 at 9:25 pm

Living in Michigan and having to pass that monstrosity when I drive south, I am glad that the church wasn’t damaged and glad that that monstrosity is gone. It was ugly and I thought it was supposed to be a John the Baptist thing as it did not look like any past depictions of CHRIST.

I honestly hope GOD thought that thing was as ugly as I did.

I hope the church is fine and I hope they don’t rebuild that thing.

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iam lev

posted June 17, 2010 at 4:15 am

O wicked, impious, and foolish! what harm did the pools and the waters do to thee? Behold, even now thou shalt be dried up like a tree, and thou shalt not bring forth either leaves, or root, or fruit. Idols, be done with it. O loud shouting, and vile language, be done with it. I am a voice cring out in the wilderness. Be with me.

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iam lev

posted June 17, 2010 at 4:24 am

Hear, O teacher, the order of the first letter, and notice here how it has lines, and a middle stroke crossing those which thou seest common; (lines) brought together; the highest part supporting them, and again bringing them under one head; with three points of intersection; of the same kind; principal and subordinate; of equal length. Thou hast the lines of the A.

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iam lev

posted June 17, 2010 at 4:33 am

make thy caravans ready.

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