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Aw, Stephen Baldwin is coming to a city near you!

Stephen Baldwin (i.e. StevieB) is coming to a city near you! Awww…. yeaaaahhhhh….

Anyway, StevieB is hosting an extreme sports show called the Assalt Tour. I think that’s what it’s called… I suppose the inside joke is that it’s missing “u.” Get it? Perhaps the missing “u” in the word “assault” is a subtle suggestion that “u” (or you) should attend.



Perhaps it’s the Ass Alt Tour, which works.


Maybe it’s the As Salt Tour, which doesn’t really work, though I think somebody believes it does…

(Between you and me, if you have any open wounds (emotional or otherwise), I recommend you stay home.

But all you healthy folk out there should totally go. It’s free. It’s StevieB. And it’s skateboarders high on Christ.

Awww…. yeaaaahhhhh….

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Corey Davis

posted May 27, 2010 at 2:56 pm

Dude….It’s definitely the “As Salt” tour, as in, “salt of the earth”, etc., and it looks ToTaLlY XTREME!!!!

This will put butts in seats, and soulz in heaven, Fo SHO!

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Sean R Reid

posted May 27, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Bah. Save your time and go see Outcast BMX ( They’ve been doing this a LOT longer and arguably better.

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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted May 27, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    This post is not an endorsement… I promise. :)

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      Sean R Reid

      posted May 27, 2010 at 3:16 pm

      I guess, technically speaking, both of mine were. Not intentional, I promise. I’d just rather see people with some respect in the “action sports” world get more attention than a washed up never-was who’s simply jumping on a bandwagon.

      If he’s really sincere about his faith, then awesome. I just wish he’d stop trying to prove how “hardkore” (with a “k” b/c it’s tougher!) he is.

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      posted May 27, 2010 at 8:32 pm

      thanks for that…i was worried for a minute. actually i used to have a crush on stephen baldwin…until i found out he was a christian. oh well. ~sT

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Sean R Reid

posted May 27, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Or, better yet, support my boy Duke and call up the Freestyle Connection ( They might not be explicitly Christian, whereas Outcast caters to the church audience, but they’re way better at spelling than Stevie B.

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Fred Knowlton

posted May 27, 2010 at 3:17 pm

Is this where all that money to bail him out of bankruptcy went to? I read his book from a few years ago. He is a very bitter Christian who has very little tolerance and “Xtremely” Conservative, fundamentalist ideals. He is right up there with Kirk Cameron and his Way Of The Master buddies(who I consider the Howard Sterns of Christianity!!)
You want extreme, go check out the band Sleeping Giant. Their lead singer Tommy Green is an amazing preacher and singer!!

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Will Adair

posted May 27, 2010 at 3:19 pm

Why undiscipled celebrity converts should live quiet lives.

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    Phil 'the muss' Heslop from NZ

    posted May 27, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    HAHA – preach it. Stevie B..really should stay home.

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Jason Boyett

posted May 27, 2010 at 3:27 pm

No, no, no!

It’s the “As Sal T.” Tour, in honor of Sal T. Provaggio, one of Stephen Baldwin’s mentors.

We should all be more like Sal T. A great man. And a great sk8tr.

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Bennett Tobias

posted May 27, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Are they going to ask for “stevieB tokens” after all the really cool stunts?

What doesn’t inspire gift giving more than emo skater punks sold out for christ? woohoo!

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