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When bad book covers happen to good people…

Laura Bush is a beautiful lady, but this photo of her looks like it was photoshopped by a mortician.

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derek jacks

posted April 19, 2010 at 3:13 pm

you know, i find myself meeting people and sometimes my first response is, “so, who does your make-up? the local funeral home?”

that’s what I get for conducting so many funerals…i’m also becoming known on a first name basis with the guys who close graves…talk about a life-giving bunch…

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J. Alan Sharrer

posted April 19, 2010 at 3:35 pm

@Matt: It’s not just that–the typestyles and their colors seem to clash. If you’re going to create a book cover, please make it look like it wasn’t created over a hurried lunch break.

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posted April 19, 2010 at 3:41 pm

there are so many things wrong with this… the coloring, font, funny right eye, the make-up… but i like the queenish popped collar. now that’s class right there;) SMH

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posted April 19, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Popped Collar! Laure Bush straight out of Compton! Thug Life!

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ed cyzewski

posted April 19, 2010 at 4:42 pm

Oh, the humanity!!! That collar looks like it’s about to close on her neck and choke her… I’d send a link of this to my brother in law who graduated from design school, but I’m afraid he may not survive the shock of that gold font…

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posted April 19, 2010 at 5:40 pm

I was thinking more of a ventriloquist…
The mouth is just right, too.

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posted April 19, 2010 at 7:26 pm

I was thinking Franklin Mint collectible doll.

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Beloved Spear

posted April 20, 2010 at 10:46 am

Hmmm. The mouth in particular struck me as more reminiscent of the Joker than anything else.

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Eric Stevens

posted April 20, 2010 at 10:17 pm

it looks like her makeup, eyes and lips are supposed to be a combination of red, white, and blue

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