The Deacon's Bench

The Deacon's Bench

No way. Yes, way. Really?

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I just cannot buy in to this, not at all.

I got this from BFF The Anchoress, and she slipped this to me in home room, and of course Sister Steve caught us and we are so busted, and now we have detention, and that really pissed me off, because I had band practice and now I’ll miss it and I can’t believe I’m getting a zit just in time for the homecoming.

Life sucks and I wish I was dead.

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posted November 7, 2007 at 3:25 pm

High School level? Man, you’re putting on airs and kissing up to someone, aren’t you, you Poindexternerdgeek. You better buy some of those anti-wedgie underpants, because you’re just asking for a sonic one.

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posted November 7, 2007 at 5:03 pm

Wow, like Bringing Home the Word came in at Junior High.

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posted November 8, 2007 at 8:48 am

I just ran the site again and this time around it siad it was on a college reading level (undergrad)

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