Speaking of relationships….

I once met a man at a party who said he was getting a divorce.

“Oh, I’m so so sorry,” I said.

“It’s okay,” said he. “I didn’t really know my wife.”

Then I lamented, “Oh! Well! Who’s to say anyone ever really knows anyone these days!”

“No, really,” the man insisted.”We were married in a sports stadium at one of the Unfication Church’s mass wedding ceremonies. The Reverend Sun Myung Moon presided. My wife and I were perfect strangers!”