First Impressions

BY: variousauthors

WFirstImpressionsThis is my first time
hanging out with this guy.
He is smart and funny
and incredibly hot.
I want to make a good impression.
But right now, my bowels
have something else in mind.

Help me to put off relieving myself
until I don't have to do it in his bathroom.
Mitigate the pressure in my intestines
so I can comfortably converse.
Give me a graceful exit
from this awkward situation,
that I might salvage
what could otherwise be disastrous.

 

 


 

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