The Bible According to Kids

BY: Amanda

dailychuckle- Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

- Jesus was born because Mary had an Immaculate Contraption.

- The Golden Rule says, do one to others before they do one to you.

- He also explained that "Man does not live by sweat alone".

- It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

- The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibles.

- A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

- In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.

- The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.

 


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