Shipwrecked
There were two women shipwrecked on an island. The minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No water! We're going to die!"
The second woman was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first woman crazy. "Don't you understand?!? We're going to die!!"
The second woman replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."
The first woman looked at her quite dumbfounded and asked, "What difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no water! We're going to DIE!!!"
The second woman answered, "You just don't get it. I make $100,000 a week and I contribute 10% of that $100,000 a week to my church. My pastor will find me!"
Gramma Good’s Tributes to Mothers
posted by Susan Diamond
“Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.” ~Author Unknown My core values of honesty, respect for others, truthfulness, being charitable, being a good wife, loyal friend and teacher to my daughters are examples my mother taught me. What a wonderful forever ...Previous Posts: Finding a Soul Mate | Gramma Good's View on Society and Values

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