MONA LISA'S MOTHER:
"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the
biggest smile you can give us?"
"I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!"
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how
hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket,
take your hand out of there and show me."
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can
kiss your allowance good-bye!"
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now
turn it off and get to bed!"
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is
past your curfew."
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But it's your senior picture. Couldn't you do something about your