Glasses?

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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."

The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."

The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

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Marriage Tips: For Better or Worse, But Not for Lunch

posted by Susan Diamond | Wednesday, June 05, 2013

With a retired husband and a growing blog, that well-known saying is the story of my life these days. For those of you grammas with retired husbands, you may feel the same way. I pray that he stays busy all day, because even though he is no longer working, his mind is not retired, which results in ...

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- Frederick William Faber,
“Hark! Hark, My Soul!”

Angels of Jesus, angels of light,
Singing to welcome the pilgrims of the night!

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