Dog Smarts

dailychuckle

A man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along, for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long, the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard.

”That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet ... and, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says..."Where's that monkey? I sent him off, half an hour ago, to bring me another leopard."

IF YOU LIKE THIS JOKE, YOU'LL LOVE GOAT FOR DINNER!
 
Visit Prayables.com


Prayables Features
Trying Times
Trying Times
I don't know where, I don't know when,But something's got to give.I'm just gonna talk turkey (even though it's no
Moving in Mysterious Ways, Part One
Moving in Mysterious Ways, Part One
The beauty of having a personal philosophy crafted together from many sources is that you can adjust it as you go along, li


Prayables Blog

Happy Life: 10 Tips & Observations from Gramma Good’s Mother

posted by Prayables | Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Contributed by Susan Good Visit Gramma Good at www.grammagood.com I call my mom at least once a day. Today we talked about buying a scrabble app for her computer. Ninety- two years old and my mother is going to play scrabble on her Mac! How fabulous is this mother of mine! I would normally go ...

read more »





Previous Posts: Living Life Outside the Box | You Can Have A Better Marriage


Today's Spiritual Quote
Today's Spiritual Quote
A birthmark is a kiss from an angel. end quote
-
more quotes

Advertisement

Our Free Newsletter Prayables
click here to see all of our uplifting newsletters »

 

Advertisement

DiggDeliciousNewsvineRedditStumbleTechnoratiFacebook