Definition of a Million

BY: SusanD

dailychuckle

A man was praying to God.

He said, "God!?"

God responded, "Yes?"

And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?"

"Go right ahead," God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God said, "a million years to me is only a second."

"Hmmm," the man wondered. Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God said, "a million dollars to me is as a penny."

So the man said, "God. Can I have a penny?"

And God cheerfully said, "Sure!!.....just a second."

 

Visit Prayables.com


Prayables Features

Bonus: Machinery Prayer Video
It’s Not the Thought that Counts
It’s Not the Thought that Counts
It’s the thought that counts. Add that to the list of propaganda and lies you grew up with. Actually, it’s not the thought


Prayables Blog

Spiritually Healthy

posted by Prayables | Thursday, March 27, 2014

Spiritually Health Get rid of what enslaves you. Find spiritual health and well-being by discovering personal freedom. Don't be defeated by your life circumstances. Here's how to change your life for good. Inspired by Rabbi Karyn Kedar's new book, "Omer: A Counting" Written by Susan Diamond, ...

read more »





Previous Posts: You Can Have A Better Marriage | Living Life Outside the Box


Today's Spiritual Quote
Today's Spiritual Quote
A lot of gifted kids are angels who are on this earth with responsibilities to help others. end quote
-Linda Silverman
more quotes

Advertisement

Our Free Newsletter Prayables
click here to see all of our uplifting newsletters »

 

Advertisement

DiggDeliciousNewsvineRedditStumbleTechnoratiFacebook