Acts 2:38

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A frail elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of "moving" Church services.  She truly felt the presence of the Holy Spirit around her as she entered the front door of her home. Upon entering the house, she was immediately startledby an intruder.  As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, Stop mister! Acts 2:38!"

(Freeze, repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks and stood motionless with his back to her as she calmly called the police and told them she had a burglar willing to "turn himself in" in her house. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture!" replied the burglar. "I swear I heard her say she had an Ax and Two 38's!" Remember knowing scripture can save your life in more ways than one.

 

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