Daily Joke: Sauerkraut

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A young couple was expecting their first child. The doctor asked them if they wanted to learn the gender of the baby from the ultrasound test results. The mom wanted to be surprised, but the dad wanted to know. Arrangements were made with the doctor to let the future dad know the sex of the expected baby by way of a secret code. Here's the email he sent:

subject: lunch order

"SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, TWO WITH WIENERS, ONE WITHOUT!!!"

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- Richard Baxter
Ye holy angels bright, Who wait at God’s right hand, Or through the realms of light Fly at your Lord’s command, Assist our song...

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