Daily Joke: Last Wishes

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An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her last wishes known. She told her rabbi she had two final requests: First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales. "Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?" The woman replied, "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week." 

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- Edgar Allan Poe
Because I feel that in the heavens above The angels, whispering one to another, Can find among their burning tears of love, None so devotional as that of "Mother," Therefore, by that dear name I have long called you, You who are more than mother unto me.

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