The church service was under way and they passed the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and announced "Who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up".
An attractive single woman stood up and said "I did."
The preacher told her, "Since you put that much money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymns." Excitedly, the woman said, "How nice, I'll take him and him and him!"
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