Daily Scripture - Job 34:4
Joke: Funny Cooking Jokes
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean is a vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Another important thing is to put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Before I forget, a nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
A special reminder: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts"!
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