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Clone

A pastor who was badly overworked went to the local medical center and was able to have a clone made. The clone was like the pastor in every respect--except that the clone used extraordinarily foul language.

The cloned pastor was exceptionally gifted in many other areas of pastoral work, but finally the complaints about the dirty language were too much.

The pastor was not too sure how to get rid of the clone so that it wouldn't look like murder. The best thing, he decided, was to make the clone's death look like an accident. So the pastor lured the clone onto a bridge in the middle of the night and pushed the clone off the bridge.

Unfortunately there was a police officer who happened by at that very moment and arrested the pastor for making an obscene clone fall.

Heart of Love

Your heart of love becomes my own, moving within each moment, all around me radiating joy, perfectly singing its song of, “Yes you can.” No matter if I am busy, still I can let go and fill this moment with wonder. Your heart of love connecting with me. Your heart of love guides me, cheers me on. Each step I take You are by my side. So many, Thank you’s,” and gratitude to spare, Your heart of love enriches my being. The waters are still and shimmering; so beautiful it is, Your heart of love. Read next feature >